Don't assume he speaks English. If the only phrases you've heard all night are "let me buy you a drink, don't get sick, and let's dance" it's safe to assume those are all the words he knows.
If he's in khakis on Friday or Saturday night, with his shirt tucked in (or if it's pastel) -- I PROMISE you it will be the worst sex/date of your life. Don't ask how I know this, I just do. Just back away slowly.
Everyone is a stranger, until they give you a compliment. So once you've exchanged names, twitter handles and subway stories - it's cool to roll back to his place. You're now best of friends.
Was his shirt pastel, too?!?
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