Name Your Roster

Rule #4 

Somethings should be kept private. It is unnecessary for anyone to know the name of a person you're seeing unless it's a serious committed relationship. The world is too small. Everyone should have a code name.

Names should be indicative of one of the following:

Describe them physically. (Dirk) (Mr.T)

Identify activities performed with them. (Blackout) (Woodchips)

Indicate how you honestly feel about them. (Dead End) (Don't Answer)

Indicate initial rendezvous. (Airport Boy) (Stars and Stripes)

If you're having trouble thinking of one - feel free to contact me - I have lots of experience.

A Girl Scout Knows To Always Be Prepared

Rule #3a

Own at least 2 flasks - it is likely that you will lose one along the way.

Rule #3b

Never leave home without a full flask - you never know where the day might take you.

Side Note 1
To make a flask more snazzy -- get it engraved and fill it with wine or champagne.


Side Note 2
Drinking from a flask is a conversation starter - people will try to immediately converse - great at a social networking event, a party, bar or bathroom.

It's My World

Rule #2

There are only 3 reason to cry:

1. Death
2. Under the influence
3. I broke up with you

If it is not one of the above - you probably need to just get a grip.

Everyone has their rules...here are some of mine

Rule #1

Never date someone that is your same complexion, you don't look good in photos together.

stay tuned .. every week I'll feature a new one.