This Is Why I'm Single - Installment #1

I will begin a new addition to my blog - a weekly post demonstrating why I and millions of ladies are choosing to be single.


"Pick-Up Lines" from a variety of men.

Businessman in London - "Look at these pictures of my wife and my children. Aren't they beautiful? ....2 minutes later .... "You should come home with me, my wife is on holiday with the kids"

[Married men who cheat]

Homeless man 1 @ 9am -  "Lead me to the threesome"
Homeless man 2 @ 9am - "You ladies lookin' pretty in them dresses"

[Men with no homes, jobs, and missing teeth]

Random man at Wonderland- "I'll give you $1,000 for a night with her (her as in me. statement spoken to the random white guy sitting next to me).

[Men with no concept of reality.  I'm a college grad, only a $1,000?!?!  Come on -- I pay more in student loans per month]


Have a story, quote, picture - let me know - I'd love to post it next week!

toothpaste good. halitosis bad.

Rule #21

love is blind not smell resistant. cleanse your mouth before puckering up to avoid a reverse dutch oven.

Where is Flow?

Rule #20

Six Flags, Kings Dominion, Walt Disney World --  all warn you not to go on rides when you're with child. Take advantage of this, if you're in that gray area. Gravity is your friend!