Sewer Water

Rule # 11

 = Soup. Never eat something if you cant identify what's in it, especially in liquid form. Gro - osss

Safety First

Rule #10

Always keep spare condoms under the bathroom sink in case of a fire in your bedroom.

When I Say Shotgun, You Say Wedding

Rule #9

If you get married, there are only 3 reason to  change your name.

1. It's 4 characters or less. Ex. Hafeezah Abdullah-Chiu

2. It's confuses people about your ethnic/cultural background. Ex. Hafeezah Kalowinski

3. It's influential. Ex: Hafeezah Obama

If it's not one of the above -- forgetaboutit.

Who Needs GoogleMaps, When You Have a Plan B

Rule # 8

Lost??  Think-- impromptu pub/restaurant/bar crawl until you find your destination. A couple of quick shots (or stiff drinks) will guarantee your unplanned detour is not a waste of time.

Caution: Drivers this is a no-go, passengers it's a must!