Friday, August 27, 2010

I want what I want, when i want it

Rule #18

There is no such thing as "compromising" in a relationship. Compromise is just code for I lose out. And I don't like to lose.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Need a pet?

Rule #17

Get a fish. They are beautiful and silent, the way most things should be. Everything else is high maintenance, if I wanted all the extra work I would get a boyfriend, not a dog.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

You Gotta Be In It - To Win It

Rule #16

Single? Bored? Looking for a new "friend"? Don't stay in on the weekend, that does not help team you. Sometime sacrifices must be made - this time in the form of looking good and socializing.