How to Identify a Prostitute

There are 3 ways to identify a prostitute:

1. A woman is at a bar with friends, has a few drinks, and uses the bathroom.
2. A woman is standing on the corner and has more than 3 condoms in her purse.
3. A woman tells you, this is going to cost you.

Footnote 1: Special thanks to the bouncer at Rocket Bar who called me a whore and a prostitute for using the male bathroom. Even bigger thanks for kicking me out and yelling while I left that I was a whore repeatedly.  Lastly, major thanks to management for doing nothing after my complaint. Classy establishment.

Footnote 2: Oh, DC - 3 condoms and no destination

Footnote 3: At least she was honest.